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In the quest for more skin-quenching moisturizers to cope with Minnesota winters, I began to concoct balms for my ever-cracking fingertips and atopic dermatitis, plus the occasional athletic aches and pains. The result is a small line of butters, balms, and assorted smelly-good body-care products with irreverent sobriquets reflective of my cheeky personality.  

BODY BALMS & BUTTERS


$15 for 4oz.

$25 for 8oz. 

LIP BALMS(+), SOLID PERFUMES (>) & SALVES (*)


$3 for 0.5 oz. (+)

$5 for 1 oz. (+/>/*)

$8 for 2oz. (>/*)

$15 for 4oz. (*)

BEARD BALMS, HAIR WAXES


$8 for 2oz.

$15 for 4oz. 



BALMS Basic Ingredients: 

Beeswax, Shea and/or Mango butter, Coconut Oil, Apricot Oil, Olive Oil, Vitamin E Oil & Essential Oils 

VEGAN OPTION ON REQUEST; 2, 4, & 8 oz. sizes. 

Similar to Badger Balm™, these have a mid-to-firm consistency and are strongly penetrating. 

BALM BLENDS ON HAND

Motion Potion Muscle Balm

Motion Potion: Hyper-Active!

 

BUTTERS Basic Ingredients: These blends do not have any type of wax but otherwise have the same ingredients as balms; they are typically used as full-body moisturizers, thicker than lotions. 2, 4 & 8 oz. sizes. Alternately, they can be used as massage creams; vegan and nut-free. A little goes a long way!

BUTTERS ON HAND

Calm the F**k Down!

Otterly Devine Skin Quencher

 

LIP BALM Basic Ingredients: 

Beeswax, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Essential OR Flavor oil. 0.5 and 1 oz. sizes.

VEGAN OPTION ON REQUEST

LIP SERVICE PUCKER POTION ON HAND

Bare Naked [flavorless, colorless]

Berry Blush [unflavored, light gloss]

 

SOLID PERFUME Basic Ingredients: 

Beeswax; non-nut carrier oil. 1 & 2 oz. sizes.

VEGAN OPTION ON REQUEST

SOLID PERFUMES ON HAND

Made upon Request

 

SALVE Basic Ingredients: 

Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Essential Oils. Vegan and nut-free. 2 & 4 oz. sizes.

SALVES ON HAND

You are Heeled! Dry Heel & Skin Salve

 

BEARD BALM Basic Ingredients: 

Beeswax, Shea &/or Mango Butter, Argan &/or Apricot Oil, Essential Oils. 2 & 4 oz. sizes. 

VEGAN OPTION ON REQUEST

WHISKER WORSHIP BEARD BALM ON HAND

Lumbersexual

 

HAIR WAX Basic Ingredients:

Beeswax; Shea Butter; Fractionated Coconut, Jojoba, &/or Grapeseed Oil; Essential Oils. 2 & 4 oz. sizes. 

VEGAN OPTION ON REQUEST

LOONATIC FRINGE HAIR WAXES ON HAND

Made Upon Request--Scented or Unscented

Regular and Strong Hold Formulas

 

 

Please note that all products are free from synthetic preservatives aside from Vitamin E oil, which provides a shelf-life of 12-18 mos. I use cruelty-free and/or organic products as much as possible. I avoid nut oils in all products for allergen reasons. I use glass or food safe aluminum containers whenever possible for finished products, and always in production. If you would like a vegan recipe, I can use soy or candelilla wax.

 

If you have a known allergy to any ingredient or any scent, please be sure to let me know. It may be possible to substitute an ingredient; I have many essential oils and ideally can formulate a blend to meet your needs with ingredients safe for you. 

 

Products are for topical use only. They are not meant to be used by children, ingested, or rubbed on open wounds or broken skin; they are not meant to diagnose or treat any condition. 

 

Small Body Care Batches by APS

 

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